So it's february, still winter right? So it's been hot and sunny... okay, it's been 40 outside, but it's been sunny everyday, and that's way hotter than the 20 that it's been.
So I was thinking oh yay, spring is on it's way.
This morning I woke up to a snow flurry. That hasn't stopped all day. And it's sticking!
So disappointed.
In other news, being a woman sucks, and I wish I didn't have to be. But I doubt being a boy would be any fun either. Gah.
Piper is little miss motor butt, and can't hold still to save her life. She doesn't even stay still while she's sleeping. Everytime she wake up from her nap, or I wake her up in the morning she's in a very different position than the one I laid her down in.
She is starting to learn words. Not saying them, but their meaning. She knows what no means and seems to take unholy delight in utterly ignoring us when we use it. She gives me that oh so innocent smile and I just know she's going to be an unholy terror. She'll probably have her daddy wrapped a around her finger and doing whatever she wants in no time flat. And me too probably. She's too darn cute.
A few words that I am particularly fond of (That don't actually exist):
Aquadextrous - Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
Burgacide - when a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals
Disconfect - To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will remove all the germs
Giraffiti - Vandalism spray painted very very high
Intaxication - the euphoria you feel at recieving your tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to begin with
Karmageddon - It's like, when everyone is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like the earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer ya know.
Phonesia - The affliction of dialing a phone number and fogeting who you were calling just as they answer.
Reintarnation - When you come back to life as a hillbilly
Sarchasm - the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.
Tatyr- A lecherous Mr. Potato Head
Telecrastination - The act of letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even if you're only 6 inches away.
Well have a wonderful day!!!!
3 comments:
I like your nonsense words which actually make lots of sense, especially intaxication. So when are you going to put Piper pictures on?! I need more!!!
Loved intaxication. Especially since I've been running around screaming all week since doing my taxes on turbotax. So excited for the money I'm getting back. But you are quite right, mine to begin with. Piper sounds adorable. Hang in there with the winter thing. I just keep remembering how beautiful it will be in two months when the tulips are out. Nothing makes spring more beautiful than a real winter (no offense, California).
Kait,
Miss you tons!
Can't wait 'til spring either!
Liked your words. Especially Tatyr!
Cute!
Post pics of Piper!
Has she grown? Hope we can come, or you can come here!
Love ya,
Cara
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